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5 Ways to Attract Women

Posted by Arrin on April 30, 2009

Getting sexy women to want you is easy. Looks are less important than you think. Although controversial, these things work.

5. Brag

Seems like a negative approach but it’s a must. Ensure she knows everything you’re good at because she sure as hell will be looking at what you’re bad at. If you don’t boast she’ll never know why she should bother.

4. Subtlety Compliment

If you just come out and tell her she has nice eyes she’ll think you’re lying in hopes of getting laid, even if you truly mean. Instead, look for cues in casual conversation and try to insert them into the subject material that is already going on. She may pretend she didn’t hear it or the words fell flat, but they have not. When she gets home and looks at herself in the mirror after her shower, she’ll sure as hell be thinking about that guy earlier that briefly mentioned her good looks.

3. Be Rude

Women know men as assholes. So to be a man in her eyes, you have to be an asshole. Sounds crazy, but take a closer look next time you see a hot girl with a current/future mate. I bet he’s an asshole.

2. Talk Sexually at Each Opportunity

Don’t use this approach unless the time is right. Becoming a level 3 sex offender is the opposite of attracting women. Talking about sex makes women think about sex, and in turn gets them horny. And when they pass horny level and reach lust level, who will they think about? You, the guy that put those dirty thoughts in her head. The guy that got her horny.

1. Confidence

Act like you know more than her about everything. Walk like your a man, but not like some tough guy in an old Western movie. She can see any hint of nervousness, so destroy any evidence of your weak side. Approach her like she’s yours and she won’t be able to resist going with you.

There they are. And if these fail on the woman you’re after I can assure you that she’s no woman, just man that had a sex change a long time ago. Go roundup yo’ gals dudes.

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5 Reasons Why Men End Relationships

Posted by Arrin on April 26, 2009

Ladies, ladies, ladies. If you feel like you’re losing your man you better listen up. Just below are five ways to insure he stays by your side. Try to look past this random 21 year-old giving you advice on relationships and let me give you some background information.

I’ve been with my lady friend for about 3 years now. She’s great and I love her dearly. We both go out of our ways to please each other. She fulfills my needs (i.e. below) and I fulfill hers.

I have 4 roommates. I’ve lived with them for about two and a half years now. I’ve watched countless relationships blossom and then burn, some of them very badly. They are all normal, decent guys, but seem to find the same errors when relationships start to lengthen. I work behind a desk at psychiatric hospital and have to listen to the doctors talk to heartbroken adults about love.

This is what I’ve taken from my years of observation. Avoid these five flaws and live happily ever after.

5. Constant Negativity

Sure, you may be trying to improve your man in the long run. Whatever your qualm may be, try not to be so negative. He may be negative too, but I assure you that as you bring down your negativity level, he will follow. Negativity is clutter, and a strong relationship needs a healthy work environment.

4. Flirtatious Habits

Nothing pisses him off more than to see you smiling as you look into another males eyes. No matter how good he conceals his jealousy, it’s there, and it’s overwhelming his every move. If for some reason jealousy doesn’t plague him, you’re doing something else on this list often and he’s already starting to think of someone that’s not you. Yes, sometimes flirtatious actions are unavoidable. But if you want to keep what you have, try not to flirt. If you feel the need to flirt you probably shouldn’t be with this guy in the first place.

3. Erosion of Beauty

This is a sensitive area, but must be addressed. He started dating you for a reason and had to have been attracted to you at the beginning. Just because you’ve been going steady for awhile doesn’t mean it’s time to let yourself go. If you find him attractive, you owe the returned favor of your boy being attracted to you. Now if he just comes out and says something like “you’re getting fat”, what he really means is “you are fat and if you don’t do something about it I’m going to find me a girl that you used to look like”. Sad truth ladies, but you gotta stay looking good for him.

2. Infidelity

Kind of obvious. People don’t like to be cheated on. And if somehow you’ve managed to cheat on your man and he keeps you around, find yourself a new one anyway because that guy’s a sucker. Sluttish activities make a honest relationship, either with that man or a guy in the future near impossible. Unless you’re an excellent liar of course, and judging from your recent infidelity snafu you are not a good one at all.

1. Greener Grass

This obstacle is the most difficult to overcome. You and I are all human, and we all feel the greener side inside of us. The only way to kill his greener grass thoughts is to kill them at the source. Let him know that he is standing in the middle of the greenest field he will ever know. Make him know how much you care, and I’m sure he’ll stay by your side and make you feel special as well.

Love,

Arrin



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