I can’t believe I actually started a blog. I hate the word blog, and would love to see the word change. Like “CashMoneyInfoWorthyYeahSon”. That’d be way easier to remember.
I want to meet some internet chaps/gals. Not for friendship or a waste of time long distance relationship, but just to learn about other people that aren’t my roommates or friends. So talk to me, I won’t bite. I have two cavities and that’d be more painfull to you than it would me.
Here’s my proposal. Send me a message or whatever it is that is used for this website that is new to me, and tell me something that is going good/bad in your life. I don’t want to know your name, gender, age, or anything. I’m just looking for some good old conversation. You will learn from me and I will learn from you, but it’ll be mostly just me learning from you. Sortof a selfish therapy if you will.
If you’re still reading at this point I applaud your enthusiam. Here are some things you should considering mentioning in our first meeting:
- the reason you are also interested in human interaction
- music of any kind
- the office (extraordinary television program)
- Planet Earth
- your superlatives (seriously just tell me why you’re better than me, I will not rebuttal)
- Brad Pitt/ Angelina Jolie’s biological offspring’s plot to conquer the world as noted in the manifesto of Achilles
- various types of steak
- various trends in shopping
- views on love, birth, death, and happiness
I hope you get the point. I will continue to write to an audience of zero even if I hear no replies, because as I said earlier, this is mostly just a selfish form of therapy. Good day ladies and gents.
