Lists of Love and Hate

Love

Asking a member of the opposite sex on date in hopes of sexual intercourse and their first response is sexual intercourse.

Hate

Asking a member of the opposite sex on date in hopes of sexual intercourse and their reply being “You’re ugly and I will always hate you.”

Love

Drinking beer

Hate

The vomit of past beers.

Love

A long drive consisting of sunshine, good music, and carloads of sexies alongside at all times. These sexies have lost their clothes due to the high wind factor in their convertable.

Hate

Getting stuck behind a driver with their left directional on in the fast lane. Getting more and more mad, the drive becomes longer and longer. The fully clothed sexies next to you are no longer sexy, and they stay parallel to you the entire time with their middle finger in your face.